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◈ I Made a Tier List the Transcendents Are Obsessed With ◈
Chapter 50: Bride Candidate Tier List (1)
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Q. An employee from another company is throwing their weight around. What should we do?
A. Report them to their higher-ups or headquarters.
[ Request completed. ]
[ 50,000P has been paid to the contractor. ]
"That sure gets results."
* * *
Epnol Company's head, Kang Yeonggyeong, had probably died.
I said probably because I had not seen their death with my own eyes.
However, news that arrived around three days later made it almost certain.
Epnol Company's very foundation had collapsed.
It seemed the jackals had declared party time, each trying to tear the company apart and claim a piece.
Naturally, this result was no accident.
Kang Yeonggyeong's death had been my intention, and it had not taken long for the results to appear.
[ Killing an ordinary mortal in the Lower Realm ]
[ Client: Anonymous ]
[ Target: Kang Yeonggyeong, chairperson of Epnol Company, Planet 5 of the Cheonbang Realm, A-2083 Galaxy, 2nd Dimension ]
[ Reward: 50,000P ]
A request posted on the Request Board.
That was what had ended Kang Yeonggyeong's life this time around.
Considering all their evil deeds, there was nothing to mourn, but...
"Was it a little wasteful?"
The thought suddenly crossed my mind.
The Points spent to kill them were fifty thousand.
Considering their actual value, it might seem a little wasteful.
But then...
[ Poop! lol ] - Oz
Poop! lol
Pee! lol
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-What? I wondered why this was a featured post, then saw Oz wrote it;;
ㄴFor real, I was wondering what it was lololololol
-Analyze this post for me.
ㄴIt means "Poop lol."
ㄴThere, I analyzed it for you~
-Is Oz into this stuff? This is a little intense...
-Poop! lol
ㄴDdu... ppyudaet... uhhh... diaper...
ㄴWow, the Gallery is truly fucked lololololol
That literal shitpost I had uploaded moments ago had brought in roughly 130,000 Points.
That meant the life of the chairperson of a mid-sized company in Daemin Kingdom, one of this planet's superpowers, was worth roughly 0.38 shitposts.
The days when I would tremble over a few tens of thousands of Points had long passed.
I had dealt with them very comfortably.
They were not even troublesome enough to call an evil enemy or a trial.
"...I'm really losing my sense of reality."
That was a problem in its own way.
Hardships and trials in the Lower Realm were starting to seem like nothing.
Of course, compared to events in the Great Heavenly World, they really were nothing much...
Even the recent incident involving the Blue Hand was on an entirely different scale.
Its origins and the civilizations within it were nothing special, but the value of the Heavenly Yin Demon Stone at its core was beyond imagination.
Originally, the protagonist would have obtained at least half of it, but yin arts did not suit the protagonist very well.
The Judy of this life was the same.
That was why I had decided to give it to Nirvakh.
He was someone I could easily use right away, and he was also the one who could make the best use of the Heavenly Yin Demon Stone.
But one completely unexpected variable arose.
[ Wow, what is this? There's a whole lump of Heavenly Yin Demon Stone here? ] - No Existence
[ It doesn't feel right to take all of this... I'll only take a tenth. Seriously, this isn't right. ] - No Existence
Me > [ Please just take it all. I won't use it anyway. ]
[ I don't know. ] - No Existence
[ I'll store the rest, so come take it later. ] - No Existence
[ This just isn't proper. ] - No Existence
"Ugh."
There it was again, all that talk about righteousness and propriety.
What was the harm in accepting it when I was offering it?
"Fine. Let's see you hold out."
I still had a long way to go before I transcended.
If he managed not to use it until then, I would give him credit.
* * *
In my previous life, conflict between the sexes had been quite a major issue.
It went beyond ordinary arguments and became a muddy fight tangled up with all sorts of hatred and politics.
Normally, when a topic like this came up and a famous person raised it, public interest exploded along with public opinion.
[ Next: The Great Heavenly World's Comprehensive Bride Candidate Tier List Across the Thirteen Dimensions ] - Oz
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Of course, opinion on the Transcendent Gallery exploded as well.
The difference was that it was closer to positive than negative.
* * *
-Now this is something lolololololololololol
-Here's a real photo of Oz. (Photo of light)
ㄴI can only see light?
ㄴExactly...
ㄴYou really didn't get it right away lololololol
-No way, I never imagined this lolololololololololol
-So Oz is first place in S-tier, right?
ㄴOz) Idiot, why would I be on it? I told you I'm not female.
ㄴSure, sure lolololololololololol
ㄴOz, when are you going to drop that stubborn ordinary-mortal-man act?
ㄴStill, the list would lose some credibility if Oz put themself on it... yeah.
Around the time the Great Heavenly World's interest in the Blue Hand was fading, that preview for a new tier list posted on the Gallery set the cooling community ablaze.
-Once again, a new all-time peak...
-The Gallery's full of usernames I've never seen before, fuck lololololololol
-After a few waves of newcomers, even tons of Middle Rank and Lower Rank people came in. Yeah.
Most Upper Rank and higher Transcendents had now joined the Gallery, along with many Middle Rank and lower Transcendents who were acquainted with them.
Other than those whose dispositions were completely warped, most Transcendents had entered the Gallery.
In the midst of all that, the Great Heavenly World Bride Candidate Tier List drew more interest than anything before it.
In the actual Great Heavenly World, Transcendents had two greatest wishes.
The first was to attain the greatest divine status they could pursue.
The second was to find a soul companion they could spend their lives with.
Of course, women were everywhere throughout the Great Heavenly World.
There was not much difference in the overall population ratio, and those who practiced sexual arts had female servants in their beds every night.
-Fuck, are they women?
-They're saying, "At least someone around the Mahayana or True Martial realm should be fine, shouldn't they?" lololololol Are they really that lacking in confidence?
ㄴSo, do you have a companion?
ㄴOf course not lolololololololololol
ㄴYeah, yeah. I already knew that.
However, most Transcendents could not see beings below the Transcendent level as equal entities.
Even when they were especially well-disposed toward them, it was little different from believing one should not casually step on ants or bugs, much less animals.
So if they were to seek a companion, it had to be someone at least at the Transcendent level, regardless of rank... but the proportion was abysmal.
That was why everyone's attention could not help but focus on it.
In particular, the few female-form Transcendents in the Gallery also showed interest.
-Divine Maiden) What is this vulgar topic that cannot be tolerated...?
ㄴWow, a candidate lolololololololololol
ㄴHonestly, she'd be high-tier based on looks alone. Yeah.
ㄴWanderMerch) But she's a little... Isn't she too vicious? Personality matters too...
ㄴDivine Maiden) Do you want eternal annihilation? I can come find you right now.
ㄴLolololololololololol Look at that viciousness coming right out.
ㄴBut seriously, she's never been married... Divine Maiden is practically top-tier.
ㄴDivine Maiden) That doesn't make me happy at all, you know? If you put my name on it without my consent, you will pay somehow!
ㄴShe kind of looks pleased though lolololololololololol
-Beyond the Boundary) Wow, would I be included too?
ㄴYour past is a little rough, fuck...
ㄴBeyond the Boundary) What about it? lol
ㄴYou split all the guys who proposed to you in half and killed them, you crazy bitch lolololololololololol
ㄴBeyond the Boundary) If complete strangers suddenly came up and told you to bear their children, would you accept that?
ㄴThey're only used to female servants weaker than them, so that's all they know how to do... Try to understand.
-Afterglow) Would I be included toooo?
ㄴMa'am, you already have a companion...
ㄴWow, I wuv married women lol. (It's a joke, so please don't take it seriously, Iz bro.)
ㄴOz) Married women are obviously excluded, so quit your bullshit.
ㄴAfterglow) What a shameee ㅠㅠ
Everyone had their own reactions, but they all took it fairly well.
In particular, Oz had declared that the tier list itself would be restricted to Upper Rank and above, so female-form Transcendents of Middle Rank and below would not suffer for no reason.
After the storm passed and the mood calmed down a little, one debate naturally followed.
[ Honestly, doesn't the appearance of a genuine avatar body or True Body not matter that much? ]
If you relax your eyes a little, you can't tell an avatar body is in disguise anyway.
Living with your eyes unfocused for the rest of your life <<< If you can endure just that, appearance does not matter much. Yeah.
In the end, it only matters whether your realms and personalities match...
If you agree, smash upvote.
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-Do you think it would be that easy? lol Honestly, even if you only sleep together, your unfocused eyes would snap right back.
-Honestly, this is right.
ㄴWhat's right, idiot? Do you want to get beaten up? lololololol How are you going to ignore their true form your whole life?
ㄴYou can love even that.
ㄴ(Photo of an ugly ordinary mortal woman)
ㄴFuck, this suddenly got a little difficult.
-I changed my mind after seeing the picture above. I hit dislike. Yeah.
-Wow, this standard isn't easy lolololololololololol
A debate as old as time.
The Gallery was splitting into camps over appearance versus personality.
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