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◈ The Little Prince in the Ossuary

00031 <-- The Little Prince of the Ossuary -->

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#A Fish Out of Water (1)

「KILL: Ugh, shit! Look at that body! Li Ailing is freaking gorgeous! What are you doing, you bums! There's a woman here you could only dream of in real life! It's time to spend your non-existent money! Load 1,000 rounds!」

<>: A viewer quest has been assigned by KILL.

「Viewer Quest: Fuck her! Li Ailing!」

「KILL says: Take her! Fuck her! Rape her! Just get your dick inside of her!」

「AI Advice: The goal of this quest is for user registration number B-612, Han Gyeoul, to have sexual intercourse with Li Ailing. Upon achieving the goal, 1,000 stars will be awarded to the world progression host.」

<>: Host Han Gyeoul has declined KILL's viewer quest.

「KILL: ……….」

「LendMeYourStrength: The quest name, LOL. What a moron, LOL. So honest about his desires, LOL.」

「BlackBroZack: But it got declined in an instant, LOL.」

「yourmom: Looks like 100,000 won wasn't enough to satisfy the streamer, LOL.」

「FullTimeJessica: What's new? The host has always found 1,000 stars to be laughable. Was he born with a golden spoon? Anyway, you temp worker scum, isn't there anyone with deeper pockets? Bet big! It's urgent! Are you just going to let such a beautiful woman go?!」

「OldSpice: Shut up. You're making the unemployed feel bad. By the way, the host is really good. It's like watching a movie. A masterpiece. If I were to rate it, it would get a perfect score.」

「storm224: Masterpiece or not, what’s the point without sex! A fucked-up life that’s given up on dating and marriage! At least fulfill my desires in virtual reality! Isn't that what virtual reality is for! This time, I'm going in!」

<>: A viewer quest has been assigned by storm224.

「Viewer Quest: I exist for just this.」

「storm224 says: What do people live for? Sex. There's nothing but sex.」

「AI Advice: The goal of this quest is for user registration number B-612, Han Gyeoul, to have sexual intercourse with Li Ailing. Upon achieving the goal, 1,500 stars will be awarded to the world progression host.」

<>: Host Han Gyeoul has declined storm224's viewer quest.

「storm224: Why! Why! Whyyyyyyyyy!」

「Wilma: ughhhhhhh ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ」

「Chillichongkane: Sex!」

「Chillichongkane: Sex!」

「ZzaraPappa: Sex on the beach!」

「Don't_NickPun: Wow. I've always thought this, but this streamer is really good at hosting. The dialogue is so smooth. Even without system corrections, it's this good... Isn't this broadcast an orgasm without sex? Why are you so desperate?」

[Don't_NickPun has gifted 50 stars.]

[SnowyFox has gifted 50 stars.]

「YeminROCK: Next, we have the hypocrite.」

「Владимир: Everyone. I am Russian. I have a question. I cannot hear any sound. It asks me to install ActiveX. I cannot install it well. Please tell me the method.」

「doomchitdoomchit: Shit, it's so hard to get laid. Why is the host so picky? Does he follow some religion?」

「conservative_extremist: No matter how good the flow is, without sex, it's like red bean bread without filling! Patriotic decision! I’ll live on ramen this month! Go! Show your power, my 200,000 won!」

「Mustafa: Oh! I'm excited!」

<>: A viewer quest has been assigned by conservative_extremist.

「Viewer Quest: …」

<>: Host Han Gyeoul has declined conservative_extremist's viewer quest.

「conservative_extremist: 」

「richdog: LOL, what’s with the instant rejection, LOL.」

「LendMeYourStrength: Is the host checking the amount before declining?」

「EverMarine: Why bother. He deleted the message before it even fully showed up.」

「mayfly: No, he must have seen the amount. He saw it while fighting. The streamer’s reaction speed is insane. He's so used to it now, using 「Teletype」 without a pause, even in battle. There's no way he missed it.」

「groseillier noir: Ah, I want romantic sex.」

「Blair: Agreed, you baguette bastard.」

「groseillier noir: What’s your problem? Are you an island savage? Eat your shitty food.」

「Blair: Idiot. Are you getting your unemployment benefits properly?」

「Владимир: Ah, please help me install ActiveX. The security environment in Korea is very difficult. Someone, please help.」

「activeXfuckoff: Do↘your↗own↘work↗yourself♬」

「conservative_extremist: ...This must be a kind gesture to tell me to eat warm food, right? Right? The streamer must be thinking of me, right? Ah, the patriotic conservative sheds tears of devotion once again.」

「OldSpice: And that's how cognitive dissonance began. Idiot.」

「まつみん: At this point, Matsumin appears!」

「life_sentence: Oh! The mental fortitude of a Japanese girl!」

「まつみん: I am in Li Ailing’s perspective right now! My heart is pounding! Those cold eyes looking at me! The skillful speech! The calmness of a strong man! Han Gyeoul is so cool! I want him to step on me! Kindly and ruthlessly fuck me!」

「OldSpice: I've always felt this, but she’s too strong...」

「100MillionDEBT: What does 'kindly and ruthlessly' even mean, LOL.」

「まつみん: Therefore!」

「ElectronicBracelet: ?」

「まつみん: I, Matsumin, will go with a 3,000-star viewer quest! For the honor of beautiful Japan, I will do it!」

「Korean-AmericanAlliance: Hey! Why are you putting the honor of your country on this?!」

「SnowyFox: ;;;」

<>: A viewer quest has been assigned by まつみん.

「Viewer Quest: まつみん, いきます!」

<>: Host Han Gyeoul has declined まつみん's viewer quest.

「まつみん: Ah! Japan has sunk.」

「SnowyFox: ;;;;;;」

「HectopascalKick: Is your country really going to sink over something like this...」

「Владимир: I have installed one ActiveX, but nine remain. Please help.」

「conservative_extremist: Ah, no. The Chinese beauty is leaving!」

「life_sentence: Ailing! Don’t go! I love you!」

「cutie: Yes! Don’t go! Making a woman cry! Han Gyeoul, you bad man! Hold onto her! You’re so cold! Cool, but you shouldn’t be like this!」

「KILL: Ha...there’s no other stream to watch these days...is today going to end without sex too...」

「spankme: Idiot, focus on the stream. It's fun just watching it.」

「KILL: Who said it's not fun? It's great. Really good. The host doesn’t even lag when handling dozens of AIs. I can’t even guess how high his TOM grade is. His performance, ad-libs, and control are top-notch...he’s a jack-of-all-trades. Where else would you find a broadcast like this?」

「KILL: But I have no peace of mind. Gourmet food is great, but sometimes you crave street junk food, right? Especially in tough times like these.」

「conservative_extremist: 2222222222222」

「BlackBroZack: 3333333333333」

「spankme: If that’s the case, I understand. Who wouldn't be like that. Live well.」

「Владимир: чёрт побери́! In the end, no one helped! You bad Koreyski! Bad Koreyski!」

「まつみん: Hmph...」

[SnowyFox has gifted 50 stars.]

[Tunguska has gifted 1 star.]

#Conversation with Viewers (2)

「unitythroughzen: Oh, the host is here!」

「Han Gyeoul (Host): Hello, everyone. Did you enjoy today’s stream?」

「Don't_NickPun: Yes! I enjoyed it! You’re really good. I was impressed. Keep it up!」

「KILL: But streamer, let me ask you something.」

「Han Gyeoul (Host): Yes.」

「Wilma: I think I know what KILL’s going to ask, LOL.」

「ZzaraPappa: It's obvious.」

「KILL: Ah, shut up, you guys. Anyway, my question is, streamer...do you not need stars? It feels a bit, just a bit, unpleasant to be rejected all the time. Maybe I’m being petty but usually, no one is as adamant about rejecting quests as you.」

「conservative_extremist: Agreed!」

「まつみん: Seconded!」

「Han Gyeoul (Host): If it's about rejecting viewer quests, I'm sorry. It's not that I don't need stars. In fact, I do want them. I don't intend to disregard your generosity. It's just that I'm not quite ready yet.」

「KILL: Not ready?」

「Han Gyeoul (Host): Because of some bad memories from my past.」

「SnowyFox: .......」

「Ransomware: No, what bad memories could you have about enjoyable sex? Were you molested or something? Or gang-raped?」

「PantyPlease: No way.」

「Tawil At'Umr: Wouldn't that be more of a man's fantasy?」

「LendMeYourStrength: It depends on who it is. If it's a pretty girl, you're lucky; if it's an orc girl, you might want to kill yourself.」

「richdog: As a man, I'd want to experience it at least once, LOL.」

「Chillichongkane: Reality is different from porn, but still, it piques my interest.」

「Chillichongkane: Reality is different from porn, but still, it piques my interest.」

「TasteZoomLaw: LOL. Every guy agrees, right? It would be really exciting to do it with a girl no matter what. LOL. Dorky virgins who don’t like it should get a soccer kick to the face. And we all know an orc isn’t even considered a girl, right, brothers? LOL.」

「SnowyFox: You're all talking too carelessly. Such things shouldn't even be joked about. Apologize to the host.」

「Cthulhu: What's with the sudden outburst from the fox girl?」

「HardGay: Yeah. Just enjoy it, it’s no big deal!」

「まつみん: No. Matsumin agrees with the fox girl. Sexual fantasies should only be enjoyed when clearly distinguished from reality.」

「Don't_NickPun: Yeah, you pathetic losers. Watch your language. Foreigners are watching. Don't embarrass our country. Do you have noodles for brains?」

「HectopascalKick: Come on...we’re just joking.」

「まつみん: Then that's a relief.」

「richdog: But the host has been silent for a while.」

「KILL: Could it be...did something really happen to you?」

「YeminROCK: No way.」

「Han Gyeoul (Host): I hope this is the last time we discuss this. It's hard to explain in detail... but it was a situation neither I nor the woman wanted. We were both victims. If I can't move past this, receiving quests like the ones earlier makes it impossible to continue the stream. Once again, I'm sorry.」

「KILL: Seriously...?」

「richdog: Damn...」

「conservative_extremist: Suddenly got somber.」

「doomchitdoomchit: Shit, how can we watch the stream if we have to consider everyone's circumstances? Isn’t social life just like that? Even if you don't want to, you deal with it. Once you decide to earn money, you stop being a kid and become an adult. Everyone has a story.」

「SnowyFox: You’re truly cruel.」

「UnificationNow: doomchit is harsh, but he’s not wrong. I agree with him. Making a living isn’t easy. Manipulating emotions is the worst. Let old folks cry over their hardships.」

「TasteZoomLaw: 2222222」

「doomchitdoomchit: Get lost, idiots.」

「UnificationNow: This guy's ungrateful even when supported.」

「doomchitdoomchit: Life is a solitary journey. Family and friends are always ready to stab you in the back. Don’t pretend to be close. It makes me sick.」

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「KILL: And amidst all this, another restaurant ad!」

「まつみん: Stay strong, Gyeoul! Matsumin will always support you! For the sake of friendship between Japan and Korea, please overcome this quickly!」

[まつみん has gifted 30 stars.]

「storm224: Korea-Japan friendship, LOL. Is this sex diplomacy or ping-pong diplomacy, LOL.」

「SnowyFox: .......」

[SnowyFox has gifted 1,000 stars.]

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