WeTried Translations

Translator: Coughing Baby

Editor: Coughing Baby

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Chapter 366: Read Messages

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「Baldy47: The start is late today, for some reason. In the world of professionals, this would never be tolerated.」

「AekDda: Maybe he’s doing it on purpose to keep us on edge, lol.」

「NitrogenPack: Was there anything worth keeping us on edge over?」

「AekDda: Aren’t you curious what’s going to blow up? Like Han Gyeoul said through 「Teletype」, there are way too many risk factors. Everything could blow up, or nothing could. Heh.」

「Don’t_NickPun: If you put it that way, it’s like a mystery novel. Not the kind where everyone has an alibi, but the kind where everyone looks suspicious, so you can’t tell who the culprit is. There could even be a twist where it turns out the entire cast was in on it.」

「conservative_extremist: Novel? Noooovel? Does anyone even read books in this day and age?」

「Nuclear Power: I don’t read humanities books that sell snake oil, but I do keep up with technical books.」

「BlackCat: There are more people with surprisingly old-fashioned tastes than you’d think, meow. They’re rare-animal level, but there are even streaming channels where people just read books all day to draw viewers like that, meow.」

「GoldenSpoon: Is there demand for that?」

「BlackCat: I hear it doesn’t make much money, but it’s cheap to run, so they somehow stay alive, meow.」

「Saebom: I dunno. Then wouldn’t too many people try it and ruin the market?」

「BlackCat: Not necessarily, meow. Since it barely makes any money to begin with, you have to do it all day to earn even that much, meow. That’s not something just anyone can do, meow. Saebom kitty, do you think you could read nothing but books for 14 hours a day, 365 days a year, meow?」

「Saebom: Oh fuck;;; That’s extreme labor;;; Having to do that even after you die;;;」

「IngrownToenail: So you’re saying only a psycho who enjoys that could do it?」

「BlackCat: That’s right, meow.」

「conservative_extremist: Whatever, why isn’t the stream starting?」

「Doochi: Don’t you just have to blankly flip pages? I’m good at that kind of thing.」

「BlackCat: No, meow. Because sometimes they have to explain it too, for puppies like you with poor comprehension, meow. They even debate it and stuff, meow.」

「Wilma: I want to puke just hearing about it. lol」

「Meussiel: No matter how I think about it, the guys who gather on a channel like that can’t be sane.」

「OldSpice: I know someone like that, and dealing with them is seriously exhausting; feels like they look down on people, feels like they’re showing off, anyway, yeah.」

「storm224: Why deal with them?」

「OldSpice: They’re connected to work, lol.」

「storm224: Power harassment.」

「MeomMummi: Books are meant to be read so you can show off.」

「conservative_extremist: Ah, fuck, Han Gyeoul =_=」

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「まつみん: Could he be taking today off? Should I rewatch the previous part? (´；ω；`)」

「ProudPrincess♡: Matsuming. Are there any scenes from the recent progression that you personally saved as favorites? Like, this timeline was especially good.」

「まつみん: Of course! Pee play in front of Gyeoul! That was truly the best!」

「ProudPrincess♡: ……Huh?」

「life sentence: Pee? Was there a scene like that?」

「HellFlavor: No way, Matsuming. You didn’t synchronize with that beast Xcel, did you?」

「まつみん: Why wouldn’t I? Correct!」

「BigBuffetBoy86: Oh.」

「Meussiel: Meussiel…….」

「Tsathoggua: My God.」

「まつみん: Gehehe. The sense of liberation when I hopped around in front of Gyeoul while dribbling pee everywhere! And Gyeoul’s bewildered gaze as he watched me! Ah, just thinking about it makes me embarrassed all over again! It’s so, so thrilling! The unnatural feeling of synchronizing with a horse is the best too! Matsuming is no longer human! Hoeeeeee!」

「Владимир: …….」

「まつみん: I strongly recommend it to everyone! With just this, Matsuming can fight for ten more years!」

「MagnaCarta: Ten years? A woman pissing through a stallion’s thing for ten years?」

「まつみん: Yes! (๑ Ỡ ◡͐ Ỡ๑)」

「BlackBroZack: Hoo. Japan really is a great power after all. No matter how hard I try, I can’t see any hope of winning. It might be faster to just raise my Afterlife Insurance grade to S class.」

「conservative_extremist: Ah, no wonder Joseon got smacked around by those Japanese imperial bastards. The guys invading from across the sea were terrifyingly perverted. How could refined scholar gentlemen handle things that had already given up being human? lolol」

「Shintaro: Shut up! Don’t insult the proud history of the Great Japanese Empire!」

「HellExpert: Why are you getting mad? That was praise.」

「NitrogenPack: Right. We’re saying you won.」

「Truman: America humbly acknowledges defeat as well.」

「Shintaro: Damn it. Everyone here is insane…….」

「まつみん: Give up, Shintaro. I understand how you feel, but by the time you think something is wrong and you need to get out of here, it’s already too late. (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ」

「Shintaro: You don’t get to say that! You disgrace to the nation!」

「HalfHome: I smell lewdness from you as well.」

「richdog: This place is always way too confusing.」

「Nyarlathotep: That is why I like it even more. I truly love Afterlife Insurance. :)」

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「GrandFerrol: Hey, hey. It’s starting.」

「SweetMocha: Ah, thank goodness. I was nervous because I thought Gyeoul was about to quit streaming. T_T」

「AekDda: The world setting hasn’t even collapsed, so if he quits halfway, is he even human?」

「UnderBlanketParkDanger: Huh? He says someone he knows died? Who? Did I miss something?」

「Ephraim: Strange. There were many things that sounded dangerous one way or another, but wasn’t there nothing that would get anyone killed? At least on the surface, it had been peaceful all this time.」

「Saebom: Hmm, maybe he progressed a little in private without us knowing?」

「MagnaCarta: No. There’s no gap in the world’s internal time.」

「まつみん: Perhaps someone he knew in physical reality died.」

「AppGirl: Since he says they weren’t that close, I guess it wasn’t family.」

「BeenToDolce: What’s that, lolol. Even if family died, I wouldn’t be especially depressed, so how can he be that down because someone he wasn’t even close to died?」

「HardGay: What if he was expecting an inheritance but didn’t get it? What if he hoped they would die before meeting the conditions to enter Afterlife Insurance, but they stubbornly met all of them in the end, so he couldn’t get a single penny?」

「BeenToDolce: I’ll accept that case, lol.」

「まつみん: Our Gyeoul isn’t that kind of person!」

「BeenToDolce: Okay, fangirl.」

「BlackCat: In my view, Han Gyeoul is acting cute right now, meow. It’s his plan to show weakness and stir Joanna’s maternal instincts, meow. I didn’t think he was like that, but it turns out he’s a very sly guy, meow. His emotional acting is really incredible, meow. Look at Joanna’s pitiful reaction, meow.」

「Wilma: Ah, fuck. Why is a simple hug making me so restless?」

「Blair: Restless? I feel very at ease.」

「MorningChamIsul: Wow……. Joanna smells good. I want to bite the nape of her neck. I want to leave red teeth marks on her white skin. I want to see her whine that it hurts with tears welling up a little. I want to say sorry and lick the spot I bit. She’d taste fucking good. lolololol」

「UltraCutie: You pervert bastard.」

「まつみん: Does that look like acting to all of you? I feel sincerity. Gyeoul really is feeling down right now.」

「unitythroughzen: How are you so certain? Can you use mind-reading?」

「まつみん: ? What is mind-reading?」

「conservative_extremist: Pya pya. It really is sweet. I’m feeling it again, but mood direction really is this important. lol I’ve said it many times, but all that frustrating sweet-potato stuffing was worth it. I’m not confident I could eat it again, though, lolololol.」

「Don’t_NickPun: This must be the taste of true love.」

「IngrownToenail: True love, my ass, lolololol.」

「HellExpert: Hey, if it’s a fake that looks endlessly real, who cares? As long as it can fool me.」

「doomchitdoomchit: Eek, otaku.」

「LendMeYourStrength: Since you said true love, I suddenly thought of that KILL bastard. Are they still here?」

「Huitura: I searched the online user list, and it looks like they aren’t.」

「UltraCutie: Maybe they don’t have a reason to subscribe to this channel anymore? Han Gyeoul got completely fixated on Anne and firmly cut off Lee Yura.」

「HalfHome: Huh? When?」

「UnderBlanketParkDanger: That happened?」

「Doochi: What the hell are you talking about. Did Yura ever confess?」

「UltraCutie: Seriously, you inferior men are so damn dense. Don’t you remember Yura asking Gyeoul if he had someone to rely on? That was a confession telling him to rely on her when things got hard. You saw that subtle mood and still didn’t catch on? Are you even digesting half of this stream? =_=」

「Doochi: No, fuck, if you say it indirectly in that women-language bullshit, who the hell is supposed to understand?」

「Nuclear Power: It’s a problem even if you do understand. Women’s specialty is saying later, I didn’t mean it that way!」

「BeenToDolce: What are these idiots saying?」

「MeomMummi: I had no idea……. Hearing it now, I guess it does seem like that. Am I abnormal?」

「HellExpert: I knew.」

「DewCrocodile: Me too. The ones who didn’t know really are idiots. Yeah.」

「Don’t_NickPun: Some people might not know. They’ve probably never experienced real human relationships.」

「conservative_extremist: This fucking moralist is going off again, lololol. Earlier you were talking about true love or whatever, lololol.」

「まつみん: But, could the person who died be KILL?」

「OldSpice: Huh?」

「まつみん: Someone he wasn’t close to. Since he said he visited them, they were an acquaintance in physical reality, and at the same time, someone who relied on Gyeoul. Since Gyeoul rejected Yura, that means they suffered heartbreak, and that person said themselves that they were poor, but they had been gifting suspiciously large amounts of stars even before that, right? Maybe that was a suicide warning sign? (；･`д･´)!!!」

「Meussiel: Come on, no way…….」

「conservative_extremist: Erk, lolololol, if they really died, that’d be fucking hilarious, no? lolololol」

「BlackCat: Now that I hear it, it sounds plausible, meow. The actions of idiots tend to go beyond what normal people like us expect, meow. KILL was the idiot of idiots, so they might not be in this world anymore by now, meow. The people here should be careful too, meow. We must not become idiots like that, meow.」

「Baldy47: That gives me chills.」

「RetiredInMy20s: Right. If it’s true they died, that’s chilling. How can someone go that crazy?」

「MorningChamIsul: I’m glad I switched to Anne. Haha.」

「Baldy47: What I meant was that you people laughing at a dead person, whatever the reason, give me chills.」

「RetiredInMy20s: ???」

「Wilma: Ah, what a shame. Lee Yura is more my type than Anne……. And Ju Wei goes without saying. I’m not saying things are bad now, but why does Han Gyeoul like taking the Anne route? Can’t he switch even now? Ju Wei especially sends such heartrending letters every time. The way she sprays only perfume instead of writing her name feels like it means, please remember me. T_T」

「conservative_extremist: Ju Wei is probably still in the same hotel, so if he goes and knocks on her door, couldn’t he immediately get one round of fucking in?」

「doomchitdoomchit: The polyamory DLC is the answer. Take in every woman who likes him.」

「Wilma: Anne, Lee Yura, Ju Wei, and so on……. Just imagining it is thrilling. lol」

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「Meussiel: Still, I don’t get it. Was America always a country with that many landmines? Religious groups openly turning into armed groups?」

「Red October: America was always a country where militia organizations were legal. Groups hostile to the federal government are classified as terrorist organizations, but how many of them would openly show those tendencies? Even psychos who argue for Southern independence officially register as pro-government groups.」

「DewCrocodile: That’s fascinating.」

「Red October: Yeah. Long ago, when a black man became president for the first time in history, the number of anti-government militias increased like crazy. In the America of this world setting, well, President MacMillan probably tried to control them in his own way, but there would still have been various obstacles, like the limits of administrative capacity and traditional sentiment.」

「Slow Wagon: I……shall explain…….」

「Meussiel: Ah, we don’t need you.」

「MorningChamIsul: Ah, when will he sleep with Anne? Will that day ever come? T_T」

「LMAO: I’m looking forward to clearing the world setting more than that.」

「Владимир: Hmm.」

[Владимир has gifted 17,507,473 stars.]

「PooDongDong: The possibility is high……what?」

「conservative_extremist: ?!」

「AekDda: ?!」

「NitrogenPack: ?!」

「BlackCat: Whyyyyeeeeow?!」

「まつみん: Russian mister?! ∑(´ﾟωﾟ｀*)」

「BigBuffetBoy86: Ruski, are you insane?!」

「activeXfuckoff: Did he click something wrong?」

「HellFlavor: Wow, fuck, wait. How much is that?」

「LendMeYourStrength: Seventeen million stars?!」

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「groseillier noir: My God. That’s roughly 100 million rubles, isn’t it? Ruski, you idiot! If you made a mistake because you drank vodka, hurry and contact the Afterlife Insurance Authority!」

「Владимир: It was not a mistake.」

「groseillier noir: It wasn’t?」

「Владимир: Correct.」

「groseillier noir: You’re just sponsoring that huge amount of money for no reason?」

「Владимир: Let us say so for now.」

「groseillier noir: For now……?」

「Владимир: Never mind. It has nothing to do with you.」

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「Slow Wagon: Represented by Neo-Confederate……the anti-federal-government political tendency of the American South……created soil……where even more extreme beliefs could sprout……and as one result……even though anti-government militias……came to operate openly……the attitude of some residents who emotionally tolerated this……and you say I am not needed……damn it……T_T.」

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