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Translator: Coughing Baby
Editor: Coughing Baby
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◈ The Little Prince in the Ossuary
Chapter 63
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Unread Messages
[SnowyFox has gifted 100 stars.]
「HellFlavor : When the flare rounds went off and I saw monsters swarming everywhere, I thought we were dead for sure.......」
「OldSpice : I even sent a munchkin package and he still would not take it. I was on edge, thinking that bastard host was about to end the stream. But he got through it like this. Guess he was confident from the start.」
「Владимир : Happiness from R U S S I A」
「IngrownToenail : That host brat is ridiculously gifted. Maybe that is why he is so damn arrogant too. He kicks away every viewer quest and honestly makes me sick.」
「UnderBlanketParkDanger : Hard agree on the gifted freak part. Damn, I am already miserable because my TOM is trash, and now my Control is bad too. No matter how much money I spend, I keep thinking I can never be like him, and it seriously depresses me.」
「NoCapitalNoTopUp : Even the soldiers react to him on a totally different level. Kids like him are probably just better than everyone else without any effort or suffering. Do we really have to feel how unfair the world is even in Virtual Reality? I wish all gifted freaks would die.」
「UltraCutie : Shut up, idiots. Why are you cursing and throwing a fit in a stream people are enjoying? Middle fingers to all of you. The host is totally my type. Too bad he is kind of unhinged.」
「WhatAreYou : UltraCutie, you are a girl. Go on a date with me.」
「UltraCutie : Get lost.」
「KILL : I get all of you, but still, do not trash this stream. What if the host breaks down and quits? This is the only joy in my non-regular corporate-slave life.」
「BlackBroZack : KILL, he screws you over every time and you still keep watching lol. You are stubborn as hell.」
「KILL : Seriously. I do not even know why I am like this. It is a shame about the spicy stuff, but I cannot watch other streams that are just banging all the time anymore.」
「KILL : I feel more alive in here than outside. Objectively this side should be way more hellish, full of monsters and all, but I keep wishing this were reality instead. I think my life is darker than this.」
「storm224 : Of course game streams are more fun than work.」
「KILL : It is a little different from that.......
I cannot explain it well.......」
「まつみん : まつみん really cannot understand people who are insulting others. Is there a reason to feel that depressed?」
[まつみん has gifted 200 stars.]
「HellExpert : Figure it out yourself. They are losers whose only joy in life is games, so this is how they act.」
「ZzaraPappa : Yo lol, the damage meter is exploding. But for some reason my heart hurts.......」
「100MillionDEBT : HellExpert, why are you picking a fight with me -_-」
「ProudPrincess♡ : Tears are flowing. TT」
「Don't_NickPun : Games are an inferior good. If your circumstances are bad and you have to prioritize cost-effectiveness, then you have no real options outside games.」
「LendMeYourStrength : What are you even talking about.」
「HalfHome : HellExpert dropping massive AoE attacks, and if it is AoE then AoE-name?」
「Cashmere : HalfHome, that whole persona is a mess...... mister, seriously, how long are you going to keep that up?」
「まつみん : Hmm, I get what you are saying. But I still do not understand.」
「まつみん : Mr. Gyeoul said this before, right? If life is gray, at least laugh.」
「まつみん : I really related to that. Things are not great in Japan either. But we still try hard to laugh. You should all laugh too. If smiling people gather, maybe happiness can appear even where there was none.」
「まつみん : Friends in our neighboring country, stay strong! ╰(*´︶`*)╯」
「LendMeYourStrength : What is this? My whole body is cringing. Is this a mental attack?」
「LMAO : No. That is your childlike innocence that ran away from home for 40,000 years. Accept it.」
「GrapesOfWrath : I wish まつみん were my girlfriend....... If I go to Japan, will you date me?」
「まつみん : Too bad! まつみん already has a boyfriend!」
「GrapesOfWrath : Wh...what.......」
「conservative_extremist : Cannot be helped. If it has come to this, we go full Japan-Korea unity. Let us conquer Japan.」
「Korean-AmericanAlliance : Attacking Japan lol」
[SnowyFox has gifted 100 stars.]
[KILL has gifted 150 stars.]
「BigBuffetBoy86 : So combat-race Koreans are arguing about talent now. Then what are we supposed to do? You people took over Virtual Reality, and the whole world is suffering because of it.」
「Владимир : True. My Korean friend in Moscow once said he was bad at this game. So we did a one-on-one skirmish, and I was the only one dying the whole time. In 30 minutes I got 0 kills and 75 deaths.」
「Владимир : I think there are really a lot of bad Koryo-saram in this world.」
「BigBuffetBoy86 : You poor Ruski. You kept a scammer like that as a friend?」
「Владимир : We cut ties. I think he is at the bottom of the Baltic Sea by now.」
「BigBuffetBoy86 : You Ruskis make jokes that are way too brutal. :)」
「Владимир : Not a joke.」
「HellExpert : Foreigners, I am telling you I am right. They got better because they have nothing else to enjoy, so they play games all day.」
「groseillier noir : Not necessarily. You guys have something you are born with, genetically. Is it because you are yellow race?」
「Blair : You baguette bastard, did you finally pick up eugenics too?」
「groseillier noir : No, there might really be racial differences. Think about it. Black guys all have a Black Flame Dragon between their legs, right?」
「BlackBroZack : Black Flame Dragon...... I hate that I agree with this.」
「yourmom : Living up to your name lol. Yeah, that is inborn too lol, that is talent lol」
[Meussiel has gifted 30 stars.]
「Meussiel : You guys keep saying talent, talent, but I have never actually tried it so I do not know. How good is the host, really? Is he that much better than ordinary people?」
「Don't_NickPun : No, I think this is more about the host's mindset than talent.」
「まつみん : Mindset? Why?」
「Don't_NickPun : No matter how good 「Skills」 are, a person is still the one using them. 「Firearms Mastery」 is basically a buff to aiming speed and accuracy, and something like 「Insight」 responds to the host's unconscious demands, so how it works and how efficient it is can change completely depending on the user.」
「Don't_NickPun : If you gave those complainers the exact same physical specs as the host, could they get the same result? I say absolutely not.」
「storm224 : Why are you picking a fight again?」
「BlackBroZack : 2222222」
「Don't_NickPun : How is this picking a fight? You saw him looking out for other people through that whole battle, right? If he had just trusted his talent and gone on a lone-wolf rampage, do you think this run would have been this clean?」
「Don't_NickPun : This is a difference in attitude. It is a separate issue from talent. Sure, he has talent too, but it is not 100 percent talent. That is what I mean.」
「まつみん : Mr. Gyeoul really does seem to think about other people's perspective all the time.」
「まつみん : That makes him even cooler♡ (/ω＼*)」
「GrapesOfWrath : まつみん, you said you have a boyfriend.......」
「まつみん : It is okay. My boyfriend is into NTR.」
「GrapesOfWrath : ?!」
「BillyHarrington : NTR...... is it really that thing I know? That crazy freak taste where you get aroused while your lover is stolen away?」
「まつみん : My boyfriend suggested it first, saying NTR in Virtual Reality has no risk.」
「まつみん : Actually, he is watching this same channel right now too! He is shy, so he does not chat.」
「Korean-AmericanAlliance : My god.......」
「Mustafa : We can never beat Japan.」
「HardGay : Mustafa, do not give up. The Republic of Korea is the nation that achieved the Miracle on the Han River.」
「storm224 : No, before that...... what does that make まつみん for going along with that fetish? Were those displays of affection toward the host actually an act for your boyfriend too?」
「まつみん : Tehee. You got me.」
「まつみん : But it is true that I think Mr. Gyeoul is cool. Half acting, half sincere, maybe? He is the best host I have seen so far!」
「まつみん : But the only one I truly love is my boyfriend!」
「KILL : God.」
「KILL : Why is the world you created such a mess?」
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「Cthulu : Author-nim, you cannot do this here.」
[Don't_NickPun has gifted 50 stars.]
[SnowyFox has gifted 100 stars.]
#Korea Economic Reform Committee, 2042
「Commissioner A : South Korea is currently going through a very serious case of institutional anomie. Technology has advanced and completely changed the world, but outdated institutions and regulations cannot keep up with the times at all.」
「Commissioner E : I agree. A new society has been built, but old, worn-out regulations are still in place. That is a real problem.」
「Commissioner B : Exactly. According to Statistics Korea, 97 percent of office workers in 2041 worked inside Virtual Reality. Why would ordinary office workers need physical offices anymore? What does that mean? They no longer need to commute. No transportation costs, and they save time too.」
「Commissioner E : And has that not completely changed housing too? In the past, people clustered in transit-friendly bedroom towns because of commuting. Now there is no need for that. There is almost no office demand either. Housing prices crashing is old news now.」
「Commissioner C : Ugh, it is still terrifying when I think about that time. The country nearly collapsed when real estate prices crashed. How many banks and companies went bankrupt again.......」
「Commissioner D : Back then, did Chairman Go Geon-cheol not buy up all those listings and inflate his assets? Afterlife Insurance took off, Korea developed into a world-class Virtual Reality hub, and Seoul land prices, which had hit rock bottom, surged 1,700 percent in a single year, right? Even now he is the world's top land tycoon. That wreck of a lone-wolf tyrant got lucky too. Makes me sick with jealousy.」
「Commissioner C : Different topic, but how long is that man going to keep playing solo?」
「Commissioner D : He controls 20 percent of the Korean economy all by himself. Do little fish like us even register in his eyes? These days he even seems to be eyeing Paradise Group. This is really serious.」
「Commissioner A : All right, back to the point. We were talking about the housing environment, yes?」
「Commissioner E : Yes. Ordinary workers' homes are very different now too. Why would they need large spaces? Small homes are fine. Virtual Reality is much more comfortable anyway. You only need minimal space. It is economical. People say they are like chicken coops.」
「Commissioner B : Chicken coops...... vivid expression. Anyway, no need for transport convenience and no need for larger homes. Should we not set housing costs much lower than before?」
「Commissioner C : The same goes for food expenses. There is plenty of good food in Virtual Reality. Eating real-world cuisine is a luxury now. It is normal to cut spending that does not fit your means, and that is what everyone is doing. Energy Packs now hold over 80 percent of the food market, so food spending has dropped dramatically compared to the past.」
「Commissioner B : True.......
You could say entertainment spending is basically gone too. In this day and age, who goes to amusement parks or travels overseas?」
「Commissioner E : In other words, housing, transport, food, and entertainment costs have all dropped significantly, so the standards for calculating the minimum cost of living should be different from the past...... that is what I think.」
「Commissioner A : Exactly. As for minimum wage, this is no longer the time to freeze it. It is time to consider lowering it.」
「Commissioner B : We should also actively review extending working hours and reducing legal public holidays. Since commute time has disappeared, workers' actual rest time has increased a lot. This is a major national loss.」
「Commissioner A : National competitiveness must be secured when it can be. Korea is wasting too many opportunities.」
「Commissioner B : Let us push this through. One way or another, we must pass the economic reform bill this year.」
============================ Author's Note ============================
Q. [Anti]Kid: How does the Trickster even know about Homing Missiles?? How does the Trickster even know about Homing Missiles??
A. 14C2A58H2: Kid/ The MC did speculate before that the dying scream right before the Trickster died or passed out seemed like it was exchanging information.
Q. BlueCoralForest: If zombies get that enhanced later, do humans not get enhancements too?? Like body modifications??? Or superpowers??
A. Humans already have guns, artillery, aircraft, missiles, radar, satellites, chemical shells, and nuclear bombs. Is that not enough? :)
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